Doing is Overrated
Doing [do·ing] (noun)
the act of making something happen through your own action
"Ding! Ding! Ding! Oh what was that? Oh yeah--the elevator cause you're not on my level!" (Katie Nickens, 11)
"But like I still don't really get it..."
"Did you like not catch that? Again? Do I have to repeat myself?"
(nods)
"Doing is like so overrated, girl. It's so basic."
"Doing what?"
"Doing like, everything. You know I mean? Like even now, I'm like sitting here, writing this stupid blog post, on this stupid computer, in this stupid coffee shop, its like everything is so stupid! I mean like except you, you're like, uhm, like semi-smart cause you're like a spawn of the devil. Ha ha!"
"Aw, Thanks. You're like pretty smart for a dumb blonde too!"
"But yeah, like I just realized today that doing things was super overrated and stupid! Girl, you don't even understand."
"Puh-lease. Tell me."
"So like I was driving down like Rochester road today, and like I totally got like crashed into like this like super ratchet mom car from like 2007--I mean I don't really know what it's called, but yeah. So basically, I was like really mad, yeah, so I kinda just started screaming my effing head off. But like when that guy got out the car, he was like 'Oh my god' hot. He was like a Chris Evans mixed with like--uh--Robert Downey Jr. kinda hot. So like I kinda realized that like I wish I didn't do that, like act so impolite. Like doing that was totally some like basic move. Like I'm not a basic b*tch, girl, you feel me? But anyways. So like super cute guy came over and like talked to me, and I didn't really listen, I kinda just stared into his super dreamy eyes and he like talked for like about probably ten minutes and then got back into his car. I mean like how fricken rude is that? HE didn't even do anything to try to get my number or anything! And that was like a total turnoff for me. 'Like you didn't ask for my number, so I'm not gonna as you for yours, you man-whore.' You know? Like doing that would look super desperate--and being desperate is like totally ew."
"I totally get you, girl. But like Eric Thomas told me that like, 'If you want something to happen, you've got to make it happen' and like if you are like not going to do anything, then like nothing's gonna happen right?"
"Oh my bejeezus girl. You are like--so DUMB. You want to quote people? I can do that too. Like, In AP English class with Mrs. Valentino, we were like learning about this crazy hippy dude named like Dave Wally or something. But like anyways he said like, "If you worship money and things — if they are where you tap real meaning in life — then you will never have enough" (Wallace) and like that totally makes sense now! Because if you like do something anyways you won't ever really succeed because like you're always gonna want more, you know? It's like a continuous loop that just goes on forever and ever and like the only way to break it, I guess, is to like not do ANYTHING!"
"Wow...that was deep, girl."
"Ding! Ding! Ding! Oh what was that? Oh yeah--the elevator cause you're not on my level!" (Katie Nickens, 11)
"But like I still don't really get it..."